I call horseshit.

So I've decided to give myself an attitude adjustment. I think I need to grow up. Seriously.

I'll blame the fact that I'm a Taurus to my stubborn commitment to debauchery. Don't get me wrong - I still think hyperbole is the best way to party. But let me attempt to explain this idea via analogous sports cliche - if before I was the cheerleader for debauchery, now I'm more like assistant coach. I'd like to figure out the best way to use debauchery effectively but I also want to make sure the other guys get to play equal amounts of court time. You know, like productivity and moderation. They're sleepers.

I think it's more admirable to taper down than to come to a screeching halt anyway - so this works perfectly for me.

I've also become addicted to the idea that I'm settling down with myself. I think people spend too much time wondering who they will settle down with and not enough energy on the now. I'd like to offer a solution to this phenomenon. If we all put in as much commitment to ourselves and our own lives as we do to our potential or current mates, we would then all live much more functionally as couples. And we would be happier being single. Which, come to think of it, is why relationships would be healthier - chicken, egg...eh.

Solitude is nice. I'm going to rock it for a while. Not in quantity, but quality.

Yeah, I'm being a lame ass introspective freak right now. So what?