White Wine

Ok, my thoughts on life as I know it now:

1) One must always have a chilled bottle of white wine on hand. Or two.
2) Obscure artwork is always good.
3) It is essential to live within walking distance to a liquor store. (See #1)
4) Oakland is pretty much the best and only place to live in the Bay Area.
5) Once you realize that something you have is perfect, it will cease to be so.
6) Numbered lists are gay.
7) While you think you may have friends, know that you are alone and only alone. Operate as such.
8) Those who are dead may be always gone, but should still influence your life in ways you don't understand.
9) Work is what you do during the day. Those hours need to pass somehow, but we seem to think that passing them while doing something miraculous is better than simply passing them. Adjust your meaning of "miraculous" to mean "passing time without working as if enduring torture". This broadens horizons without that feeling of selling out.
10) Fake tans are retarded. If you can pay to sit in a tanning bed, you have the money and the time to get a real tan. Do so. Please. The rest of us don't want to stare at your orange face and wonder how you got your teeth so white.